Sunday, December 03, 2006

We Heart Kitlers!

What is a Kitler you may ask? And why should you love them? Well, the answer is simple:

Most cats possess that typically feline facial expression that implies a secret longing for world domination. All cats want to rule the world, that's part of the nature of the species, but to be a genuine Kitler there has to be some other similarity with the notorious German dictator. We're looking for that tiny, unfashionable moustache. Or does it even has the flock-of-seagulls hairdo? An evil glint in its eye? - Cats That Look Like Hitler

I am the proud "owner" of an albino Kitler-wannabe named Maximillian Spice de Winter. All he needs is a mustache courtesy of Sharpie and voila, Kitler, here he comes! He certainly has the condescending glares down pat.

This site warms my heart. Plus, they have lots of lovers and haters, just like my YouTube videos (ok, maybe my vids have more haters than lovers but still!). Below is some of their fun hate mail, I am glad to see I am not the only "gay" one on the internet - at least no one told me to fall into a chamber filled with gas (yet!?):

yo dude your site is kinda gay, no offence butthe catrs dont look enough like hitler, i saw one where the cat is in anazi uniform, more of those cuz thats funny, the rest is kinda gay
- Evan

I think u should die u stupid geek that is so mean to the cats its not funny its just plain mean I feel so sorry for the cats close this site down or die
- Dominic from Philip Morant School in Essex

Love the Kitlers

3 comments:

Emilybot said...

OMG. That is deeply f'ed up yet somehow hilarious. I AM DEEPLY ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR LOOKING AT THIS, BUT I COULDN'T STOP MYSELF... ;)

Zack said...

RIP Groucho. :(

As you can tell by the name, we tried not to associate his mustache with Hitler-ness, but he kinda ended up having the Hitler tude' to go with the stache'

Eva the Deadbeat said...

I KNOW! it is evil but also VERY VERY funny! there is something so hitler-esque about cats - or at least, some cats. just the other day my sweet little hitler was giving me such a cruel, scathing look full of hate that, if it had been within his power, he would have sent me off to the gas chambers for sure. aw...kitler love!

aww Groucho, that is a great name for a kitler! I think my white kitler needs a mustache tatoo to complete his axis of evil...
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