Sunday, December 24, 2006

DBCV10: Happy Holidays

For many years now, I've been busting my ass to send out hand drawn Christmas cards far and wide. I even managed to mail them in 2005 when I was working Sundance in Salt Lake City (granted, that was a crappy card).

This year was too hectic to get cards out in time so I made a video card (also a wee bit on the crappy side but think of all the saved paper!). It is more info than you would ever care to know about the deadbeats as they look back on 2006 and forward to 2007.

Like a pack of hummingbirds on crack, the deadbeats cover lots of ground: The Road Warrior, red giants, white dwarves, eye lifts, flat screen TVs, 250 woody plants, trees and shrubs, dancing with office supplies, peak oil, sunsets, The Pogues, the lake, clouds and amputated testicles.

It's just another average day in the deadbeat universe. What will the future hold for this family of deadbeats? Watch and see...

6 comments:

Q_Monroe said...

i also wanted to cut someone's testicles off in 2006! glad you put that part in -- despite sophie's dismay.

Eva the Deadbeat said...

hee hee, I know, she was shocked!? Yo Hackie did not like that part of the video one bit (probably cause he owns testicles and all that) and emailed me these funny jokes:

A joke: What do you call that ugly thing on the end of a penis? . . . . . A man!

Another joke - from the New Yorker - A dog is at the Pearly Gates, speaking to St. Peter. Dog says, "Can I get my testicles back?

Gotta love the testicle jokes! Thanks Freddy! And I promise I was only kidding, or was I...?! ;)

Eva the Deadbeat said...

Oooh, and if you ever want to see this testicle removal taken to the next level, see the TWISTED but provocative 2005 film, HARD CANDY. it will make any man SQUIRM.

Tmoore said...

made me squirm... Hard Candy too... me wonders who you might be referring to...

Q_Monroe said...

duh.

Lesh said...

This is a very late comment, but GOOD ONE, Ms. Monroe.