People!? Ffft, who needs 'em?

"If I'm working very hard, which is seldom, the last thing i want to do in order to relax is to be with people and babbling away and so forth.

So I go to the movies or read a book or watch any of my thousands of tapes upstairs...

Social events - foof. You know."

- Edward Gorey, Edward Gorey and the Tao of Nonsense, 1992

Kitteh Party

Sachie has some cool comics over at her blog documenting the 5-cat pile up at Margot's Friday but here are a few more. The top one is my favorite as it is so mysterious..."Hey you there Mr Puffyball, how you get in mai house?"
"Hey, is you mai friend?"

"Hey Mr Fluffyface, come back and plaaaaay!"
"I is not seeing you!"
"Help, we is trapped in here with three crazy camera wielding cat ladies!"
"There is no escape, don't make me destroy you."
"Luuuuke, you do not yet realize your importance, you have only begun to discover your power."
"Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength we can bring order to to the galaxy."
"Luke, I am your father!!"

"NOOOOOOOO!!!"

Killer Kitty Montage

I am pretty behind these days. Got a long, always growing list of things to shoot and edit. Can't really keep on top of it all. I didn't need to make this montage but I HAD TO.

The Stucks have to be pretty short and I couldn't bear to waste this supreme cat show kitty footage or this delicious Smittens song.

Together, it makes me SMILE every time. Like a big gulp of Kitty Tonic!!! SWALLOW!




Or watch it on YouTube!

More Cats and Artists

Eva and Crawford Doodle Pip (above)

Back by popular demand! More cats and the artists
(or zombies as the case may be) who love them!

Even better, here are Cats in Art through the ages,
more kitties in art and famous people who love cats!

Sassy lil' devils!

Picasso (upper right) loved his cats,
he even painted some cracked-out felines (below).

Pierre Bonnard loved to paint cats (above)
as well as art dealers like Ambroise Vollard who also liked cats (below).
Hemingway's (below) cats are polydactyl
which means they have extra toes.
People continue to breed them and they live in a home/museum!
Renoir loved to paint cats (below) and little girls.
Raymond Chandler (below) loved mysteries and kitties.
Sachie Tani and Goma (below) are FAMOUS!!

Super HOT Undead Molly (below) lives
with two furry fancy vocal felines (above).
Colette always had cats and dogs and male and female lovers and husbands and wives.
She lived life to the very fullest.

Baby, Cats, Fuzz and the Winooski River

Saw Hot Fuzz this weekend. Loved it, loved it. Fished without a pole and met two great babies. Saw some salmon spawning and some teenagers up to no good in the bushes. Tsk, tsk.

Ate so much food at Sneakers that we nearly burst at the seams...mmmm, a side of blueberry pancakes please. Later in the same day ate so much Chinese food that we nearly fell down the parking lot steps/make-shift dining room table and died in a puddle of grease, heavenly grease...

Love holiday weekends even if I had to pull a massive sleep-deprived all-nighter to get the marathon vlog ready to go after all my eating and meandering.


As I get ready to fly out to California next week (be still my heart), there are about 10 gazillion loose ends to tie up - and the most frightening loose end of all - Friday morning I am gonna float really high in the air in a wicker basket.

Jeez, I am scared half to death. With my luck and clumsy balance, I will be over the side and splatting on the ground in no time. How do I get myself into these things?! And do they let you wear a parachute in a hot air balloon!?!?

We Heart Kitlers!

What is a Kitler you may ask? And why should you love them? Well, the answer is simple:

Most cats possess that typically feline facial expression that implies a secret longing for world domination. All cats want to rule the world, that's part of the nature of the species, but to be a genuine Kitler there has to be some other similarity with the notorious German dictator. We're looking for that tiny, unfashionable moustache. Or does it even has the flock-of-seagulls hairdo? An evil glint in its eye? - Cats That Look Like Hitler

I am the proud "owner" of an albino Kitler-wannabe named Maximillian Spice de Winter. All he needs is a mustache courtesy of Sharpie and voila, Kitler, here he comes! He certainly has the condescending glares down pat.

This site warms my heart. Plus, they have lots of lovers and haters, just like my YouTube videos (ok, maybe my vids have more haters than lovers but still!). Below is some of their fun hate mail, I am glad to see I am not the only "gay" one on the internet - at least no one told me to fall into a chamber filled with gas (yet!?):

yo dude your site is kinda gay, no offence butthe catrs dont look enough like hitler, i saw one where the cat is in anazi uniform, more of those cuz thats funny, the rest is kinda gay

- Evan

I think u should die u stupid geek that is so mean to the cats its not funny its just plain mean I feel so sorry for the cats close this site down or die
- Dominic from Philip Morant School in Essex

Love the Kitlers

Gotta Love Kitty Thesbians