Jon Stewart = Porn for Girls

Years ago, we featured Jon Stewart on The Deadbeat Club in our now defunct segment (which is being revived this month for some British hotties!), as our sizzling Hot Babe of the Month.

After going on and on about how fabulous he is (duh!), we showed a slobbering montage chock full o'Jon to the Scorpions tune, "Hurricane" - and he DOES rock us like a hurricane, every night except Friday-Sunday.

This Hurricane montage celebrates Jon in all his Daily Show glory as well as including some clips from his movie roles. Some highlights are: a funny bowl haircut in Death to Smoochy, some violence in The Faculty and a lot of kissing with Gillian Anderson in Playing by Heart. I posted the BOTM video montage of Jon on YouTube and the comments have been interesting.

susanweise (2 months ago)
*purrrrrr* I could watch that part all day where he kisses that girl. unf. What is that from?

So far, the comments are predominantly from women thanking me for this little slice of Jon which is, I agree, far better than porn. Since most of the porn industry is geared to men, and women's elusive sexual desires are notoriously hard to market to, I got to thinking that maybe Jon Stewart could satisfy the porn needs of a modern generation of women.

Katrielisa (4 days ago) Oh my god. That was better than porn. Thank you!

MonzaBird (3 days ago) Ohh yeah! toatally better than porn!

I mean, let's face it, reading a Playgirl does very little to excite me in any fashion. But watching Jon Stewart make goo goo eyes at the camera (AKA ME), well, that gets me all hot and bothered! A shirtless Brad Pitt is supposed to be every girl's fantasy, but really now, what is the difference between one beefcake and another? Brad Pitt and Nick Lachey are like the same bland muscular piece of meat to me, indistinguishable.

lovelyrita (3 weeks ago) yeah,he is the best! i love how he looked in The Faculty, that facial hear thing is so sexy.. and damn that Gillian Anderson!! damn her to helll!!!!!!:-P

But Jon Stewart with his puppy dog face, hangdog expressions, and his sparkling wit and cutting reparte, well, that is enough to make me scream Hallelujah! Even better, he is not like those obnoxious slabs of meat strutting about with their peacock feathers splayed. Jon plays the Mr. Humble, "Who, me?" schtick to a delicious T. Why can't Jon write a manual for other dudes, "How to be Irresistible to Women." Think of all the love he could spread!

Meanwhile, here is some Jon Stewart Porn for the Ladies, also known as The Jon Stewart Montage Full o' Love - oh, and ladies, keep your drool cup handy!: