Yo God! You Did the Right Thing.

...or my spoon collection, or my lint ball scrapbooks, or my stapler...

Pssst, Thos. Edison is a no good copy cat thief, pass it on!

Spike Lee would be proud.

Christ, get Condi on the line, this kid is needed in the Middle East!

What a fucking brilliant idea!

My sister prayed for ballet shoes and a trip to France.

Oh Chris, haven't you read W.W. Jacobs' tale of woe, "The Monkey's Paw?" Careful what you wish for or it may just come true and bite you in your 900 year wrinkly old ass!

Thanks for the forward Abbie and btw, Jennifer Horton is a mega bitch!