Brangelina's Messiah
Well, they have finally gone and done it. Mr and Mrs Perfect have merged their superior DNA and Angie Dearest has finally popped out their much anticipated, first flesh and blood baby (actually, not to nit pick, but the baby was cut out of Angie - yes, they said the C-section was for medical reasons but what kind of a madman would risk Jolie's perfect figure with the old fashioned sort of vaginal birth canal childbirth? No sir, must leave that tight little doo hah intact!).
One wonders what little Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, also known as the New Messiah, 
will become when she grows up. Will she cut a record deal and marry a Pedophile King of Pop such as Lisa Marie Presley did? Or will she become a lesbian, get fat and appear on Celebrity Fat Club to complain about her aborted pop career as did Chastity Bono? The options are numerous for celebrity spawn. One can only hope that she goes to Hollywood High, drinks other people's blood and makes out with her brother like her famous Mum. And, God willing, I will be alive to watch it all from my armchair and giggle insanely to myself like the snarky bitch I am.
Congrats Brangelina!!!! Here are some videos ALL ABOUT YOU to celebrate!
Or you can watch ALL THE BRANGELINA and JEN VIDEOS in ONE YOU TUBE LUMP HERE!!!
2 comments:
i just saw brad's bush, i'm BLIND!
a bush can do that to a person, 'specially the super human bush of buff bradley! shield your eyes little ones!
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