Thursday, September 28, 2006

Paris VS Gervais


It is about time that A-listers like Paris Hilton stood up to the likes of meager, C-list comedians such as the mastermind behind piddly shows such as Extras and The Office.

Finally, the day has dawned that the beautiful plastic people can take a stand against the pitiful likes of laugh men like Ricky Gervais.

Socialite/singer Paris Hilton has fired back at British funnyman Ricky Gervais for snubbing her on the upcoming season of his comedy show "Extras."

The hotel heiress has branded the comic genius too insecure to work with actresses of her caliber after her pleas to appear on the show, which has previously starred Ben Stiller, Samuel L. Jackson and Kate Winslet, were rebuffed.

She says, "I guess he's obviously scared of starring alongside an A-lister." - SF Gate

I mean, just just WHO exactly does this Ricky Gervais think he is? Most Americans can't even pronounce his name much less recognize his face and EVERY American knows everything there is to know about Paris Hilton.

We've seen her naked, clothed, driving drunk, screwing, blowing, selling, feuding, selling a burger, gyrating, staring off blandly into space like a Barbie doll - what haven't we seen this little angel do?

Obviously, in a battle such as this, Paris Hilton is the obvious victor, after all, that is what her fan site says. And don't I use her pretty pictures on this blog all the time? Pretty always beats ugly every time, duh.

I mean, just WHO do these smart ass Brits with bad-teeth and smelly armpits think they are fooling? We don't want to see these "human" actors with funny faces and body fat!?

We already have the "real thing" sitting across from us in our living rooms! Why would we want to see that crap on TV!?

This is America where we like our cooters shaved, our blondes bimbo-style and our credit cards black American Express. In America, HOTNESS prevails and no amount of sass and humanity can change that Mr Gervais. So there!

5 comments:

PaRiS/GoDdEsS1985 said...

Ricky Jerk-Gay is a fucking loser! He should get his head out of his (horses) ass and realize that the Brits are fucking lucky that Paris would even think about gracing them with her presence! Isn't this what they bought their t.v licenses for? fuck all

steve said...

The new season of Extras had noted C-lister Orlando Bloom as a guest. Oh, and David Bowie was in episode 2.

Tmoore said...

P/G1985,

you're not a real person right, but more of a composit of every celebrity cocksucking pre-teen youtuber on the web.... right?

Eva the Deadbeat said...

David Bowie, that old hack. what does he have that blank-faced Paris hasn't, sheesh?! ;) fuck all indeed!

paris/goddess1985 said...

Congratulations! paris/goddess1985 is one in a series of 'fake' youtubers debunked by the genious minds of the 'deadbeat' club...

Whenever I want to know if Brangelina has farted or not this is where I come-

keep up the good work!

Paris&Tara 4ever