Marcel has had it with America and her tangle of contradictions, so he caught a ride up to the border and attempted to defect to Canada where a frog of his sensitive artistic deadbeat disposition might be better appreciated/coddled.
CBP officials were not sure what to make of this finicky French frog so they booted him back to the States, but not before Marcel could make a brief stop at Duty Free to quench his mighty thirst.
To stifle his disappointment and quiet his rumbling belly, Marcel made another stop for fresh baked apple pie - 2 for $1! Mmm...freedom tastes mighty sweet don't it frog??
In other news, Marcel is thinking of signing up for the CBP cause they are fracking AWESOME DUDE! Check this out and you will understand why!