Monday, December 03, 2007

Marcel and the CBP

Marcel has had it with America and her tangle of contradictions, so he caught a ride up to the border and attempted to defect to Canada where a frog of his sensitive artistic deadbeat disposition might be better appreciated/coddled.

CBP officials were not sure what to make of this finicky French frog so they booted him back to the States, but not before Marcel could make a brief stop at Duty Free to quench his mighty thirst.

To stifle his disappointment and quiet his rumbling belly, Marcel made another stop for fresh baked apple pie - 2 for $1! Mmm...freedom tastes mighty sweet don't it frog??

In other news, Marcel is thinking of signing up for the CBP cause they are fracking AWESOME DUDE! Check this out and you will understand why!


Undead Molly said...

Maybe Marcel would've had better luck if he'd put his sweater back on instead of prancing up there in Scary Spice's golden brassiere.

Eva the Deadbeat said...

Marcel thinks you may have a point but Scary is off touring with The Spice Girls in his sweater. There is little help of sweater recovery until the tour is finished which means he is awfully cold and even more grumpy as a result!

He thanks you for the flowers. They please his froggie nostrils.

Undead Molly said...

Jesus. We really must make a short film about him.

Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...
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Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

VT Rock Star? Oh I never thought I'd hear that combination of words!