Marcel would like to know?
Seems like a lot of trouble for no good reason.
And WHO has the time to send out cards that arrive on time? Marcel is sure that HE does not!
His webbed fingers have better things to do, such as twiddling and rudely gesticulating.
The snow is nice but the slobbering beast is not.
It seems as though the creature gets pinker and wigglier every day!
Marcel will be spending the remainder of the holidays atop the Christmas tree where he can remain unmolested and Xmas-free.
BA HUM BUG, indeed!