Tuesday, May 09, 2006

OMG I HATE YOU

I love humanity but I hate people. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Too much work to do and not enough time to walk down to the waterfront with the gals and get creamees with sprinkles. Oh, and to top it all off, a new person hates me on youtube:

New Comment Posted to Skinny Babble
The comment is:
...Not...funny? HOW ABOUT THAT YOU FUCKING BITCH CAN YOU PLEASE STOP WITH THESE STUPID FUCKING VIDEOS THAT MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE?! OMG I HATE YOU.

Joy. I just adore being hated by a 19 yr old stranger who lives in New Jersey and calls herself:
"Snoochie Boochies. What the fuck do you think it means, it means I'm fucking kidding."
Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless. Love and hate don't stand a chance against it. - Joan Vinge, The Snow Queen
Perhaps the youtube audience are looking for videos such as this one which is a sad montage wishing MK and Ashley Olsen god speed through their anorexia haze. It is sweet and sad but does not bother to examine anorexia, negative body image and why it is that we are all so obsesssed with disappearing. Why is it so hard to actually say anything these days without being hated by the 19 yr olds from Jersey? Man, I sound like some old jaded Berkeley hippy stuck in the 60s, "Dude, nobody ever, like, bothers to say anything, like, real these days. You know what I mean man? What are you all so afraid of? Man...what is this world coming to?...Hey, pass the peace pipe dude..." Or am I just a bitter, dried up, irony-laced old lady with nothing nice to say about anyone?

Without something to hate, we should lose the very spring of thought and action. - William Hazlitt

3 comments:

the le duo said...

i think your show is funny... all your haters fail to realize that you are not making fun of REAL people, just celebrities. When the point of your life is to entertain (or disgust) like celebrities do, then you become perfect fodder for cable access programs. smoochie boochie boo, y'all

JB

Eva the Deadbeat said...

MY GOD MAN. what are you doing AWAKE at this ungodly hour? jeez, and what the hell am i still doing up anyway? crazies, both of us. have not gone to bed quite yet but soon...

and yeah, if i get paid 10G to eat a hamburger in front of a camera, then i damn well better expect to be made fun of for it! it is a carefully worked out system. celebs get lots of moola and live in pretty people land and we get diddley and live in ugly land and thus, we parody them...so there, take that celebs and moochie toochie smooch!

time for bed...enjoy your day!

Suzanne Lowell said...

mmm, creamees...