Jon is King

Oh Jon, you are the best piece of ass in the candy drawer. I think I will have to go and watch my montage about you one more time...

While Jon is doing such a bang-up, hellah good job, how goes the career of our Cowboy Commander in Chief? And just what the hell DOES our president do for a living? What exactly is his job?? Watch and see...oh, the fun they must have had editing this gem: