Monday, July 14, 2008

June Stucks on VCAM

Playing during July on VCAM, Channel 15:

Stuck in VT 82-85: Green Mountain Derby Dames, Walk for Animals, Rene Kirby, Phantom Theater

7Dtv 3-4: Alice Eats Church St, Project Porchlight

Stuck in Vermont
VCAM, Channel 15
Mondays @ 8:30pm
Tuesdays @ 9:30am

Man, time flies and these are late AGAIN. Argh. Why can't I slow time to serve me?

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Gumdrops

A new single from The Smittens recently released, third album, "The Coolest Thing About Love."

Starring:

The Smittens
www.smittens.com

The Librarian: Esse L Maple

The Maltese Falcon: Goma
mycatgoma.com

Thanks to:
Lawrence Barnes
Elementary School

The Maltese Falcon

Sachie Tani

Video by:
Eva Sollberger

Aram Lecis

Copyright 2008
The Smittens

GO READ A BOOK KIDS!

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Stuck on YouTube

Stuck in VT 87: Warren 4th of July Parade

7/4/08: Thousands of people stormed the small town of Warren Friday for their 60th Annual 4th of July Parade.

Everyone was there, a camera-wielding Bush, candidates for governor, a Bummer of a Hummer, gigantic puppets, tractors and characters a plenty.

Rural Vermont is not as quiet as you may think.  Boiling in the backwoods are activists fighting for political change, energy independence and the POWER of green.

Featured:
http://www.warren4thofjuly.com/
http://www.samyoungforvermont.com/

Music:
Line in the Sand - Compilation
Wyld Stallions Records
http://www.wyldstallionsrecords.com

d_Cyphernauts, "You Got Your War"
http://www.myspace.com/dcyphernauts

Son of Nun, "Right On"
http://www.sonofnun.net/

Location: Main St, Warren, Vermont

Monday, July 07, 2008

Happy 4th

We celebrated on the roof with a sunset, a keg and cornhole. The bugs were a biting but the beer kept a flowing.

The next day we got up waaaay too early for the Warren 4th of July parade (wacky VT vlog to follow).

This weekend I spent way too much time in the sun (ouch), way too much time underwater being drowned by a sea creature, way too much cash on dinners out (and I maxed out my bank account, oops) and way too much time indulging with the Sunday Times (heaven).

Polluted lake water is sloshing around my noggin.

Now it is time to go back to work.



Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Stuck in VT 86: Tom Messner

6/23/08: Tom Messner has been delivering the weather with a smile for 18 years on WPTZ/NewsChannel 5.

His grandma assumed he would grow up to be a chatty salesman.  Little did she know, Tom would one day be 'selling' the weather to the masses with his trademark grin.

Messner is so well-known that he can't get very far without being recognized.  That is the thing about being a popular weatherman, people feel like they know you since you come into their living room every night.

What many people want to know is, what lies beneath that jovial smile?  Is Messner legit?  You be the judge.

I, for one, am happy to know Messner is out there representing VT for us on TV shows like Regis and Kelly and the Today Show.  GO TOM!

Music:
Missy Bly, MB3, "Nice Guy"
http://www.myspace.com/missybly

Location: Church St, Burlington VT
WPTZ, Plattsburgh, NY

Me and Messner

That's right, Tom Messner is SO Stuck in VT. And I think I finally met my match in smile power. This guy is my hero.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Will I Ever Tire of Clouds?








No, never, nuh uh, not gonna happen. As hellish as air travel is these days, it is worth it to fly with the clouds.

Tear Stained Pages

Back from Albuquerque and an emotionally draining weekend that was also strangely uplifting.

How do you say goodbye to a 19 year old? One you never even met? With the Magnetic Fields and Busby Berkeley of course:



I sang this song the entire grueling, 3-legged, all-day trip to New Mexico:



After spending three late nights editing his memorial montage, I saw Nick's face in the clouds.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Goodbye Nick

This weekend there is a memorial in Albuquerque New Mexico for Nick Garza and I am on my way to the airport:

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Stuck in Vermont 85: Phantom Theater

6/21/08:
For the past 15 years Phantom Theater (Facebook) has been producing original, fearless material in the Edgecomb Barn.

All-Purpose Dance Company performed original modern dance pieces to kick off the Phantom summer season.

There was no thunderstorm but a barn cat did make a brief appearance.  Also in attendance, a multitude of moths and bats.

Featuring:
http://www.phantomtheater.info/

Location: Edgecomb Barn, Warren Vermont

http://www.7dvt.com

Phantom Theater is STuck in VT




Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Deadly Dentists

This morning I was lying upside down and prone for 6 hours with my mouth gaping open as I was prodded, poked, pulled, yanked, cut and messed with, often almost choking on my own blood and spit.

"Pardon me, is that your elbow in my eyeball?"

"I am drowning in blood...gurgle, gurgle."

"That is not a good sound, is that a chainsaw you are putting in my mouth?"

"Hmm, how many hands can fit in one person's mouth??"

"WHSY YESSS, STRHSDJNGE WEATHMIGER, I DNKNOHW."
[Translation: Yes, what strange weather." ]
[What I am really thinking: "I cannot respond to your unimportant question. Your hands are stuffed in my mouth along with many sharp instruments."]

After 6 solid hours of this torture, I felt much like the gent in this Bacon painting. Mouth numb from repeated injections of general anesthesia, hands numb from clenching, ears numb from huge headphones blaring loud music, brain frazzled beyond repair.

Calgon, TAKE ME AWAY!

I know dentists are not inherently evil. I know they are trying to help me and give me a nice smile. Maybe I just need to find the inner peace to deal with this torture?

NOT. Instead, I am betting on Armageddon so I can fit in fine with the other toothless circus freaks. Hell yeah!

Love and Break Ups

Two sides, one coin.

Love montage is from DBC6:


Breaking Up 101 is from DBC28 [it also has a montage at the end]:

DBC29 Posted

Today was a good day. Rode the ferry across the lake, watched the news get taped live 3x, stood in front of Tom Messner's green screen (!?!) and played weather girl. Then home for a Flatbread brownie sundae reward.

Now, back to work.



DBC29 (January 2007) posted on Blip in which Suzanne Monroe tries to take over The Deadbeat Club. AS IF! ;)

Friday, June 20, 2008

Austin Babes



Slowly but surely I rebuild The Deadbeat Club empire on Blip TV, waiting with baited breath for the Copyright PoPo to come and take me away again...

Above are some hot Jane Austin babes, just in time for summer ladies.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Uh Oh




I just got Burlington Telecom and made the unwise choice of buying cable TV. It is all over for me now. I have upwards of 150 channels. My brain is in for a real jello treat.

These are post-storm sky pics from the crazy thunderstorms we have been having. I love this cool stormy weather. Heat is great and all but dark and tumultuous skies are so much better.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Stuck in Vermont 84: Rene Kirby

6/14/08: Rene Kirby is a self-proclaimed "gimp without a whimp."  He has never let his small stature detract from his active lifestyle.  

Rene (said, "REEN") never wastes time complaining.  Whether he is getting around on all fours or using his specially tailored bike, he feels better constructed than the "normies."

Rene was a star gymnast in high school and also drives, rides horses, boats, welds, does home improvements and plays a variety of sports.

Rene has always been a local VT celebrity but he gained international attention for his role in the Farrelly brothers film, "Shallow Hal."  He has fans all over the world who admire his upbeat attitude.

Featured:
http://renekirby.com/

Music: The Jazz Guys, A Blessing in Disguise, "The $6000 Million Dollar Man"
http://www.thejazzguys.com/

Location: Burlington Vermont

http://www.7dvt.com/

Rene Kirby is Stuck in VT (and AWESOME!)





Having a woe is me day? Watch this damn video. There is cussing.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Guilty Pleasures

ELO makes me smile BIG: