Marcel Constate Amis

Marcel does not like people - unless they are people named Molly.
Unlike the rest of the stupid human race, Molly is acceptable company.
This large white creature is also acceptable to Marcel.
As long as he is allowed to ride to and from his bed chamber on its sturdy back.
Marcel does not despise lounging on a rainy night with this creature for a pillow.
The Bête is not as idiotic as other four-legged felines that Marcel has encountered.

In fact, against his better judgement, Marcel is becoming rather used to this beast.
Perhaps he is not such an oaf after all?
Could they maybe be...friends...??!
OH JOY!
Marcel has actually done it!
He has found creatures he does NOT DESPISE with which to spend quality time and watch cheesy 80s movies with!
"Urf, smurgle, flargh..."
The monster has turned on Marcel!
This love is oppressive!
"Merde! Aider! Laissez-moi aller!"
This is too much for Marcel, he needs his private space!
Oh no. Poor Marcel.
The furry monster has taken a liking to frog legs...

So much for friendship!
Meilleure chance la prochaine fois Marcel!

Meet Marcel Marceau

Marcel is a mime, a sad mime.
But every time I look at him, he makes me happy.

Marcel does not like showers.

His sweater itches but he will not remove it.

He detests glass cases and works by candlelight.

He eats fish but will not partake in radishes.

He has fancy tastes.

Marcel does not appreciate modern art.
He is the 2nd cousin twice removed of Marcel Marceau.
His one true love has a unibrow.

He enjoys rocking chairs but abhors rock music.

Marcel is good friends with recently departed, California-bound Valentin.
The two mimes are travelers, balladeers and gatherers of tall tales.

Marcel recently moved into a new house that is very old.
The verdict is still out on his housemate. She does not sleep, ever.

He is currently whispering his secrets to a pair of very silly fish.

His new best friend is blond and a wee bit bland.
He has not taken to the hobbits.


He is deciding if he might stay a while.

DON'T JUMP MARCEL!
We would miss you too much!
Marcel is the handiwork of the lovely and talented Emily Stoneking. You can buy her products here. Marcel is wearing a removable sweater but you might have to pay extra for that. So far, he is one of a kind and I love him dearly.