Sad Eyes of a Clown

Before SpielPalast

* Sniffle *

After SpielPalast

Spielpalast Saturday!

SPIELPALAST CABARET FUNDRAISER

MAD SCIENCE

Saturday, March 10
Doors 8pm...Madness all night
Burlington Factory Studios
208 Flynn Avenue

$10 Suggested Donation - cash only - includes 1 beverage

* Experiment with the Cabaret Girls *
* Live Performances of Madness and Mayhem by the SpielPalast cast and friends * * Risque Raffle *
* Culinary + Cocktail Concoctions *
* Live and Silent Auction *
* Experimental Film with live soundtrack *
* Musical Inventions * Baudy Displays *
* Steve Tremblay and his Housewife Cockfight *
* Your Host, Phinneus Sonin, as the Mad Scientist *

* Dress Accordingly * No BYOB *
* Sell-out expected - arrive early *

* Kissing Booth with Cabaret Ladies + Gents *
* Photo opps

(What are you crazy? You better be there!)

Sassy-n-Sexy Spielpalast

Late tonight I threw together this promo vid for local darlings Spielpalast Cabaret. Hope to make far better ones once I have more material so they can take their rightful place as YouTube Superstars! This song by Mae West slays me everytime with all her sultry "Oooohs" and "Ahhhs":

A Guy What Takes His Time Lyrics

(Ralph Rainger)

A guy what takes his time
I'll go for any time
I'm a fast movin' gal I'd like them slow
Got no use for fancy drivin' while I see a guy arrivin' in low
I'd be satisfied, electrified I know a guy what takes his time.

A hurry up affair, I always give the air,
Wouldn't give any rushin' gent a smile
I could go for any singer who would condescend to linger awhile
An alibi would be supplied to have a guy what takes his time. Ohhh

A guy what takes his time
I'll go for any time
A hasty jab really spoils a master's touch
I don't like a big commotion, I'm a demon for slow motion or such
Why should I deny that I'm allowed to know a guy what takes his time.

There isn't any fun
In getting something done
If your rushed when you have to make the grade
I can spot an amateur, appreciate a connesseur in his trade
Who'd qualify, no alibi to be the guy what takes his time.

7 Days, Junk Shops, Spielpalast and Sunsets

Oh my, what a weekend. Is a new week really starting again...already? I need a weekend to recover from my weekend please! Sheesh, it seems I barely have time to have a weekend and blog and vlog about said weekend before a new week begins!? NOT FAIR!

Many thanks go out to the fabulous Seven Days crew for letting me tag along to my 2nd Seven Days XMas party (also thanks to my sister for bringing me!). Those cats know how to throw a damn fine holiday bash with tasty food (thanks Plan B), booze a plenty and a gift exchange to rival all others.

Just how does Diane the Santa do it: handing out gifts, engaging in witty reparte and keeping her drink fresh?! Duh, in leather pants of course! Tee hee!

Thanks Pamela and Paula! You guys and your gang are the best, no wonder your paper is so damn good!

A fun Saturday afternoon trip to a junk shop in Richmond lead to many musty smelling finds, some of which will be under the Christmas tree this year. Scott walked away with a bunch of Life magazines from the 20s and 30s to collage with. We marvelled at all the happy faces contained within - were people happier in the old days or were they just better at faking it?

I left decked out in fine jewels and laden down with many mildew covered books about the human body and true crime. Nothing like a day spent driving along snow covered VT roads and poking through dusty piles o junk that no one else wants (vlog to follow later, me hopes).

It is a funny thing about auditioning. It never gets any easier, at least, not for me. I can count on two hands how many auditions I have been to in my lifetime and they still fill me with apprehension. Even though I know and love Lois Trombley, my amazing and wonderful dance teacher, I was still dreading auditioning for her dance troupe, Speilpalast Cabaret on Sunday. Wouldn't staying in bed with a nice book and a cup of tea be a far better way to spend my time? Eh?

Of course, I was being totally silly because I auditioned for Spielpalast last year and had a blast. Definitely a fun way to spend a Sunday and far more fun than most uptight auditions, it is more like a happening dance class with improv to boot!

So after dragging my butt out of bed and down to the Rose St Coop, I was pleased to see that I knew most of the other people auditioning, small world! And we had an entertaining afternoon acting, dancing, singing, making funny faces and playing make believe. So thanks Spielpalast for the fun audition and I am glad I got my butt out of bed!

Finally, time to unwind after the auditioning adrenaline rush with beer and burgers at VT Pub and Brewery and then down to the waterfront in time for the magnificent sunset over Lake Champlain. And to commemorate, here is another vlog which is dedicated to Nelson Muntz of The Simpsons (who knew he had such a complicated backstory?):

"HA HA! I touched your heart!" - Nelson Muntz, The Simpsons

DBCV8: VT Sunset
12/10/06