Sock Madness

All for me! All for me!
OH BOY!


Eye do not zink zo yew slobbering canine!


Zese socks belong to moi, zee superior feline,
Monsieur Pawford Himself, zee Mayor of Clawfordville!


Und don't even TRY to steal my
cashmere und merino wool yew beast!


Hrumph.
Still gots my Darn Tuffs!