Showing posts with label kitler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kitler. Show all posts

Sunday, December 03, 2006

We Heart Kitlers!

What is a Kitler you may ask? And why should you love them? Well, the answer is simple:

Most cats possess that typically feline facial expression that implies a secret longing for world domination. All cats want to rule the world, that's part of the nature of the species, but to be a genuine Kitler there has to be some other similarity with the notorious German dictator. We're looking for that tiny, unfashionable moustache. Or does it even has the flock-of-seagulls hairdo? An evil glint in its eye? - Cats That Look Like Hitler

I am the proud "owner" of an albino Kitler-wannabe named Maximillian Spice de Winter. All he needs is a mustache courtesy of Sharpie and voila, Kitler, here he comes! He certainly has the condescending glares down pat.

This site warms my heart. Plus, they have lots of lovers and haters, just like my YouTube videos (ok, maybe my vids have more haters than lovers but still!). Below is some of their fun hate mail, I am glad to see I am not the only "gay" one on the internet - at least no one told me to fall into a chamber filled with gas (yet!?):

yo dude your site is kinda gay, no offence butthe catrs dont look enough like hitler, i saw one where the cat is in anazi uniform, more of those cuz thats funny, the rest is kinda gay
- Evan

I think u should die u stupid geek that is so mean to the cats its not funny its just plain mean I feel so sorry for the cats close this site down or die
- Dominic from Philip Morant School in Essex

Love the Kitlers