Paris VS Gervais

It is about time that A-listers like Paris Hilton stood up to the likes of meager, C-list comedians such as the mastermind behind piddly shows such as Extras and The Office.

Finally, the day has dawned that the beautiful plastic people can take a stand against the pitiful likes of laugh men like Ricky Gervais.

Socialite/singer Paris Hilton has fired back at British funnyman Ricky Gervais for snubbing her on the upcoming season of his comedy show "Extras."

The hotel heiress has branded the comic genius too insecure to work with actresses of her caliber after her pleas to appear on the show, which has previously starred Ben Stiller, Samuel L. Jackson and Kate Winslet, were rebuffed.

She says, "I guess he's obviously scared of starring alongside an A-lister." - SF Gate

I mean, just just WHO exactly does this Ricky Gervais think he is? Most Americans can't even pronounce his name much less recognize his face and EVERY American knows everything there is to know about Paris Hilton.

We've seen her naked, clothed, driving drunk, screwing, blowing, selling, feuding, selling a burger, gyrating, staring off blandly into space like a Barbie doll - what haven't we seen this little angel do?

Obviously, in a battle such as this, Paris Hilton is the obvious victor, after all, that is what her fan site says. And don't I use her pretty pictures on this blog all the time? Pretty always beats ugly every time, duh.

I mean, just WHO do these smart ass Brits with bad-teeth and smelly armpits think they are fooling? We don't want to see these "human" actors with funny faces and body fat!?

We already have the "real thing" sitting across from us in our living rooms! Why would we want to see that crap on TV!?

This is America where we like our cooters shaved, our blondes bimbo-style and our credit cards black American Express. In America, HOTNESS prevails and no amount of sass and humanity can change that Mr Gervais. So there!