Showing posts with label america. Show all posts
Showing posts with label america. Show all posts

Friday, October 06, 2006

Jon is King


Oh Jon, you are the best piece of ass in the candy drawer. I think I will have to go and watch my montage about you one more time...

While Jon is doing such a bang-up, hellah good job, how goes the career of our Cowboy Commander in Chief? And just what the hell DOES our president do for a living? What exactly is his job?? Watch and see...oh, the fun they must have had editing this gem:

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Swiss Kick Ass!


Take that America, the good ol'dull as dirt Swiss have kicked your ass in the one area that hurts you the most, your pocket book! According to a new report:

The United States fell to sixth place in the World Economic Forum's 2006 global competitiveness rankings, ceding the top place to Switzerland, as macroeconomic concerns eroded prospects for the world's largest economy. - Reuters

What can I say, we Swiss may be a little bland, old fashioned and tight with our money but in the long run, the hard working, cheese-consuming inch worm truly DOES beat the overweight, war-hungry, debt-heavy rabbit! Haw hAw! We would rejoice from the rooftops but, as Swiss people are a humble sort, we will just snicker quietly to ourselves while taking the cows out to pasture. Better luck next time USA!